May 31 2012, 9am


The Many Faces of Nigel Thornberry


theepichumor:

 

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May 31 2012, 9am


the-absolute-funniest-posts:

monday: *oversleeps*
tuesday: *oversleeps*
wednesday: *oversleeps*
thursday: *oversleeps*
friday: *oversleeps*
saturday: *wakes up at 7am*
sunday: *wakes up at 7am*

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May 31 2012, 9am


chaosgeneration:

My people came here to get away from crazy religious war. Freedom FROM religion.

chaosgeneration:

My people came here to get away from crazy religious war. 
Freedom FROM religion.

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May 31 2012, 9am


gamescrunch:

Among the Sleep

Those fans of survival horror, Among the Sleep is definitely a game to keep your eyes on, especially since it will be like nothing one has played before. After all, the protagonist is a two year old child with his little teddy bear.

Description from Krillbite Studios’

Among The Sleep invites you into the mind and body of a two year old child. After being put to bed one evening, mysterious things start to happen.

Being played in first person, the game let its players immerse themselves in a child’s limitless imagination. This is a perspective we all have a distant familiarity with, but few can clearly remember what it felt like.

In the borderland between dream and reality, surreal creatures and diverse environments will present you with both physical and mental obstacles that challenge your creativity.

Among The Sleep is set for release on PC & MAC next year. 


May 31 2012, 9am


A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something


  • Them: look
  • Me: I saw that already

May 31 2012, 9am


starkandstripes:

OH GOD HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT HOW SHOULD I START

OK THAT IS A GOOD START TIME FOR A BREAK


May 31 2012, 9am


how to kiss ↗

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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May 31 2012, 12am


  • Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Me: Ha
  • Me: Hahahaha
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
  • Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
  • Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
  • Me: Hahaha
  • Me: Haaa....
  • Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
  • Me: No, no I am not.

May 31 2012, 12am



They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one.

They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one.

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May 31 2012, 12am


Tea contains antioxidants. Antioxidants can help slow down the aging process, and help cells regenerate and repair.  Many studies suggest antioxidants also assist our bodies in preventing cancer.
Tea can lower stress hormone levels. Black tea can reduce the effects of stressful events by lowering the amount of the stress hormone cortisol in the body.
Tea fights cavities and reduces plaque. Compounds in tea are capable of killing or suppressing growth and acid production of cavity causing bacteria in our mouths.
Tea keeps you hydrated. Every cup of tea you drink, especially low or no caffeine varieties, counts as a cup of water with the added bonus of providing antioxidants as well.
Tea may reduce the risk of stroke and heart attack. Tea can help prevent formation of dangerous blood clots which are often the cause of strokes and heart attacks.
Tea can help lower blood pressure. Drinking green tea daily can reduce your risk of hypertension by up to 50%.
Tea aids your body in digestion. Tea has been used for thousands of years as an after-meal digestive aid.  It can also help relieve stomach cramps.
Tea may help prevent diabetes. There is some evidence to suggest that green tea might help to lower the risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes.
Tea can help beat bacteria. An Egyptian study testing the effects of green tea on antibiotics found the tea to enhance the bacteria killing effects of the drugs.
Tea aids your immune defenses. A study comparing the immune activity levels of coffee drinkers vs. tea drinkers found the tea drinkers to have levels up to five times higher.
  1. Tea contains antioxidants. Antioxidants can help slow down the aging process, and help cells regenerate and repair.  Many studies suggest antioxidants also assist our bodies in preventing cancer.
  2. Tea can lower stress hormone levels. Black tea can reduce the effects of stressful events by lowering the amount of the stress hormone cortisol in the body.
  3. Tea fights cavities and reduces plaque. Compounds in tea are capable of killing or suppressing growth and acid production of cavity causing bacteria in our mouths.
  4. Tea keeps you hydrated. Every cup of tea you drink, especially low or no caffeine varieties, counts as a cup of water with the added bonus of providing antioxidants as well.
  5. Tea may reduce the risk of stroke and heart attack. Tea can help prevent formation of dangerous blood clots which are often the cause of strokes and heart attacks.
  6. Tea can help lower blood pressure. Drinking green tea daily can reduce your risk of hypertension by up to 50%.
  7. Tea aids your body in digestion. Tea has been used for thousands of years as an after-meal digestive aid.  It can also help relieve stomach cramps.
  8. Tea may help prevent diabetes. There is some evidence to suggest that green tea might help to lower the risk of getting Type 2 Diabetes.
  9. Tea can help beat bacteria. An Egyptian study testing the effects of green tea on antibiotics found the tea to enhance the bacteria killing effects of the drugs.
  10. Tea aids your immune defenses. A study comparing the immune activity levels of coffee drinkers vs. tea drinkers found the tea drinkers to have levels up to five times higher.


May 31 2012, 12am


pseudofailure:

but-thetigerscome-atnight:

quietcorvin:

sarkyfancypants:

did-yuo-kno:

theneedlelesscompass:

“Since the release of the first novel, Twilight, in 2005, the books have gained immense popularity and commercial success around the world. The series is most popular among young adults; the four books have won multiple awards, most notably the 2008 British Book Award for “Children’s Book of the Year” forBreaking Dawn,[3] while the series as a whole won the 2009 Kids’ Choice Award for Favorite Book” 
Since the release of the first novel Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone on 30 June 1997, the books have gained immense popularity, critical acclaim and commercial success worldwide.[2] The series has also had some share of criticism, including concern for the increasingly dark tone. As of June 2011, the book series has sold about 450 million copies, making it the best-selling books series in history and has been translated into 67 languages,[3][4] and the last four books consecutively set records as the fastest-selling books in history.
taken from Wikipedia. 
AND BTW. C.S Lewis Wrote Narnia .. not Harry Potter.. That my friends is J.K Rowling. 
Hmm. so i guess twilight readers don’t get their facts right either. I don’t know whether to feel embarrassed for the person who created this or really laugh at the stupidity. Stephanie Meyer- These are the fans you have. tsk tsk. And they call Twilight literature haha. They can’t even interpret simple text. oops.. i guess that’s why they can’t interpret simple text- they read “literature” like these.. Brain cells died along the way.



AND SO IT BEGINS

Did-yuo-know is slowly becoming less about the facts and more about laughing at the people who actually believe the sincerity enough to correct it. I can get behind this.

I can’t believe that people are actually believing that these guys are serious. XD

…But what if the people trying to prove did-yuo-kno “facts” to be incorrect are trolling, and then did-yuo-kno is getting trolled by the very people did-yuo-kno believed it was trolling?

pseudofailure:

but-thetigerscome-atnight:

quietcorvin:

sarkyfancypants:

did-yuo-kno:

theneedlelesscompass:

“Since the release of the first novel, Twilight, in 2005, the books have gained immense popularity and commercial success around the world. The series is most popular among young adults; the four books have won multiple awards, most notably the 2008 British Book Award for “Children’s Book of the Year” forBreaking Dawn,[3] while the series as a whole won the 2009 Kids’ Choice Award for Favorite Book” 

Since the release of the first novel Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone on 30 June 1997, the books have gained immense popularity, critical acclaim and commercial success worldwide.[2] The series has also had some share of criticism, including concern for the increasingly dark tone. As of June 2011, the book series has sold about 450 million copies, making it the best-selling books series in history and has been translated into 67 languages,[3][4] and the last four books consecutively set records as the fastest-selling books in history.

taken from Wikipedia. 

AND BTW. C.S Lewis Wrote Narnia .. not Harry Potter.. That my friends is J.K Rowling. 

Hmm. so i guess twilight readers don’t get their facts right either. I don’t know whether to feel embarrassed for the person who created this or really laugh at the stupidity. Stephanie Meyer- These are the fans you have. tsk tsk. And they call Twilight literature haha. They can’t even interpret simple text. oops.. i guess that’s why they can’t interpret simple text- they read “literature” like these.. Brain cells died along the way.

AND SO IT BEGINS

Did-yuo-know is slowly becoming less about the facts and more about laughing at the people who actually believe the sincerity enough to correct it. I can get behind this.


I can’t believe that people are actually believing that these guys are serious. XD

…But what if the people trying to prove did-yuo-kno “facts” to be incorrect are trolling, and then did-yuo-kno is getting trolled by the very people did-yuo-kno believed it was trolling?